Two and Twenty.

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Week 30: We're so back
It's like texting your ex "happy new year, let's catch up"
Feb 4

November 2025

Week 29: Making the lawyers happy
Just comply, ok?
Nov 4, 2025

October 2025

Week 28: Distilled Intelligence
The intelligence has successfully been distilled, and it's just off the charts.
Oct 21, 2025

July 2025

Week 27: Top notch service
Don't spend all your money at once!
Jul 14, 2025

June 2025

Week 26: Heat wave & LPs
Schvitzing my way back to the west coast.
Jun 25, 2025
Week 25: Money
Or as the youth call it, "shmoney."
Jun 4, 2025

May 2025

Week 24: Two and Twenty
Decisions, decisions. No, literally: decisions.
May 7, 2025

April 2025

Week 23: FINRA Carte Blanche
Should you collect FINRA licenses like Pokémon cards?
Apr 16, 2025 • Eli Kia
Special Edition: 2025 Productivity Flow
It's here, ladies and gentlemen. Long awaited.
Apr 3, 2025

March 2025

Week 21: Undue Burden
I <3 LPs, too. More than GPs, actually.
Mar 26, 2025 • Eli Kia
Week 20: Explaining the inexplicable
I <3 GPs. In the words of Mike Tyson, "now kith."
Mar 20, 2025 • Eli Kia
Week 19: VCs are founders
Yes, I said what I said. Please don't have me killed by the Council of Founders.
Mar 12, 2025 • Eli Kia
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