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Week 27: Top notch service
Don't spend all your money at once!
Jul 14
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June 2025

Week 26: Heat wave & LPs
Schvitzing my way back to the west coast.
Jun 25
Week 25: Money
Or as the youth call it, "shmoney."
Jun 4
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May 2025

Week 24: Two and Twenty
Decisions, decisions. No, literally: decisions.
May 7
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April 2025

Week 23: FINRA Carte Blanche
Should you collect FINRA licenses like Pokémon cards?
Apr 16 • 
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Special Edition: 2025 Productivity Flow
It's here, ladies and gentlemen. Long awaited.
Apr 3

March 2025

Week 21: Undue Burden
I <3 LPs, too. More than GPs, actually.
Mar 26 • 
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Week 20: Explaining the inexplicable
I <3 GPs. In the words of Mike Tyson, "now kith."
Mar 20 • 
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Week 19: VCs are founders
Yes, I said what I said. Please don't have me killed by the Council of Founders.
Mar 12 • 
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Week 18: Change of pace.
Sunsetting Venture Vantage, and welcoming No NDA Required.
Mar 5 • 
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February 2025

Week Seventeen: Bearish on VC...?
Looks like venture is REALLY going bye-bye.
Feb 26 • 
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Week Sixteen: VC is dead.
VC is not VC anymore. Buy a hospital: you're a VC. Take equity for regulatory advice: you're a VC. Invest in a startup with cash: go away you scam…
Feb 12 • 
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